( ) i never have been drunk
( ) i never have smoked pot
( ) i never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) i never have kissed a member of the same sex
( ) i never crashed into someone else's car
(x) i never been to japan
( ) i never rode in a taxi
(x) i never had anal sex
( ) i never have been in love
( ) i never had sex
( ) i never have had sex in public
( ) i never have been dumped
( ) i never shoplifted
(x) i never have been fired
(x) i never been in a fist fight
( ) i never had a threesome
( ) i never snuck out of my parent's house
( ) i never been tied up (sexually)
(x) i never been caught masturbating
(x) i never pissed on myself
(x) i never had sex with a member of the same sex
( ) i never had sex with a member of the opposite sex
( ) i never been arrested
(x) i never made out with a stranger
( ) i never stole something from my job
(x) i never celebrated new years in time square
(x) i never went on a blind date
( ) i never lied to a friend
(x) i never had a crush on a teacher
(x) i never celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
(x) i never been to europe
( ) i never skipped school
( ) i never slept with a co-worker (wait .. does it count if he was a friend too?)
(x) i never have been fisted and/or have never fisted anyone
(x) i never have thrown up in a bar
(x) i never have purposely set a part of myself on fire
( ) i never have eaten sushi
( ) i never have been snowboarding
( ) i never have been happy with myself
( ) i never had sex at a friend's house while they were throwing a party
(x) i have never had sex in a dressing room
( ) i have never given oral sex
( ) i never cheated on my boyfriend/girlfriend
( ) i never see the good sides of things.
( ) i never flashed anyone.
(x) i never legally purchased pornography
( ) i never did anything illegal